Monday, August 08, 2005

So today, one of my coworkers named Brandy discovered something very important. She does not like snow peas in her eye. I already knew that. I went to a fancy school and got a good education so I would know exactly what I want and don't want in my eye. I learned that most vegetables do nothing whatsoever for your eyes. However, your eyes can make good use of carrots. I'm not sure how you're supposed to see better with a carrot in your eye, but biology textbooks never lie. Maybe it forces out the plank in your eye, like peanut butter removing chewing gum from the hair. But I don't like carrots with peanut butter. I like carrots with mustard, and celery with peanut butter. I will test out these combinations and get back to you blogger. As I'm sure you would like your eye-vegetable and hair-sauce to taste good together as well. Unless of course you like carrots with peanut butter. Then you're a freak. You might very well like snow peas in the eye, and soy sauce in the hair. But the biology textbook says that you're wrong. Just so you know.

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