So today, one of my coworkers named Brandy discovered something very important. She does not like snow peas in her eye. I already knew that. I went to a fancy school and got a good education so I would know exactly what I want and don't want in my eye. I learned that most vegetables do nothing whatsoever for your eyes. However, your eyes can make good use of carrots. I'm not sure how you're supposed to see better with a carrot in your eye, but biology textbooks never lie. Maybe it forces out the plank in your eye, like peanut butter removing chewing gum from the hair. But I don't like carrots with peanut butter. I like carrots with mustard, and celery with peanut butter. I will test out these combinations and get back to you blogger. As I'm sure you would like your eye-vegetable and hair-sauce to taste good together as well. Unless of course you like carrots with peanut butter. Then you're a freak. You might very well like snow peas in the eye, and soy sauce in the hair. But the biology textbook says that you're wrong. Just so you know.
Monday, August 08, 2005
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